April182014

marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via the-life-of-a-geek94)

3PM
“I’m not sure which is worse: intense feeling, or the absence of it.” Margaret Atwood  (via wordsnquotes)

(via the-life-of-a-geek94)

2PM
“Only one more chapter, then sleep.” The lies we tell ourselves while reading fanfiction. (via xpertangel)

(via superwholockpotterlordavenger)

1PM

sometimesyoureyoung:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

I actually needed that. 

(via the-life-of-a-geek94)

12PM

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: quantum-sheep, via mary-and-her-merry-men)

11AM
April172014

And I’m Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.

(Source: dylan-obriens, via mightymitochondria)

9PM
  • normal person: "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off
  • me: sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, gifs it, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months
8PM

kissmccall:

Hazel probably has a really strong 1940’s New Orleans accent

Jason and Annabeth and Piper probably have that adorable California accent

Frank probably says “eh” instead of “why” a lot

Leo’s probably got a very fast, Spanish accent

Percy probably talks very fast also and has the only Northern accent and everyone teases him about it

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(via themarkofademigod)

7PM
grizandnorm:

Tuesday Tips SUPER WEEK - No Straight LinesCurved lines > Straight lines. That’s it.Norm

grizandnorm:

Tuesday Tips SUPER WEEK - No Straight Lines

Curved lines > Straight lines. That’s it.

Norm

(via mishadoration)

6PM

Over Pressure

conversationsfromthebooth:

In the shop today, constructing new flats with the TD.

TD: Now, this wasn’t actually intended for this….

Me: *gives him perplexed look*

TD: This is a staple gun for upholstery.

Me: Ah.

TD: But it also has no safety so when you use it be careful, because *points gun at opposite wall and shoots*

*staple hits and sticks a hardwood door 25ft away*

TD: I…should probably turn down the pressure from the compressor since I’m not using the big gun anymore. 

Me: Probably.

*Submitted by 

  

6PM

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

image

to

image

in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

image

(via i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger)

5PM

withmyowneyes:

Impossible things are happening everyday.

*It’s possible

(via theladyoftardis221b)

4PM

terezis-weave:

broadwayistheairthatibreathe:

do you ever listen to a group song from a musical and choose a certain character and only sing their parts and react to what the other characters sing

my life

(Source: captainamyerica, via theladyoftardis221b)

3PM

Academy Award winning film, The King’s Speech.

(Source: brienneoftarth, via theladyoftardis221b)

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